Does President Jacob Zuma have AIDS?

The woman he free-rode, had unprotected intercourse with a few years back (of the Zuma rape case) had AIDS so it's quite likely a virus should have shacked up and started spawning kickers inside ol' Jake by now. Hey Jake? You could be the first South African President to have AIDS! That's if Mandela and Mbeki didn't beat you to it. Plus ol' Jake's bedhopping his three Zulu wives and probably has a few more squeazers on the sideline. Whatever the case, South Africa's new president seems to be a perky old steamer. Maybe he's got a sharp sangoma. But DA leader and Western Cape premier Helen Zille's remark that President Jacob Zuma has put his three wives at risk of contracting AIDS seems perfectly valid and many citizens feel that Zuma should have an AIDS test then have a state doctor declare the results in public under oath. Zulus die like flies from AIDS. Zululand, Zuma's home turf, has long had the highest concentration of AIDS sufferers in the world. Buthelezi lost a son to AIDS, ditto Jesus Mandela. Quite a few ANC apparatchiks have vrekked of AIDS already, Steve Tswete and the ANC Youth League's Peter "Kill The White Man" Mokaba come to mind. So come on Mr Zuma, as First Citizen you have a formal duty to your country to publicly declare your official AIDS status, old chap.