Details from Stolen Shadow – the rest of his work is over here.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
The festive season in South Africa is hell for some people
Why does this have to happen to the good policemen? Our friend Sgt George Muir of SAPS Norwood lies clinging to his life in ICU riddled with eleven AK-47 bullet wounds to the torso. Inside job. Possibly a case he's connected with. This post will be updated as more news about George reaches us. Sometimes your worst enemies might be people who know you.
Basically this all points to three words. African National Congress.
Last Sunday we were in Sandton Square and I saw that great big ugly bronze statue of Nelson Mandela with stupid fawning tourist psychophants posing for pictures beneath it and I thought to myself, "bloody Kool-Aid drinkers!"
So what are YOUR New Year's Resolutions?
Mine are...
- to make frigging piles of dosh (dream on china)
- to cut down on wanking to only five times per day (oh yeah?)
- to get kind of fit again (boring)
- to bugger off to some place with good surf (sshh... not telling!)
- to rediscover my higher self (sorry son; no hope for joy there)
But what I will NOT be doing is...
- tossing the Drum tobacco (still undecided) Jack ‘n Coke and very occasional joint
- dusting out all evil and bad thoughts (that's way too difficult)
- cleaning up on my filthy language (got to have some means of self-expression)
- sneak-perving at pretty women (sorry doll) AND my favourite
- admiring beautiful breasts - and why? – because...
Ogling voluptuous women will help a man stay healthy.
A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
How to get jewed when you're caught offguard and feeling festive
"Hello. I'm jew Shawn Driman. Marwinsing and I go back a long time. But I'm still a jew, even if I eat bacon. Me and my girlfriend tried to separate Marwinsing and his girlfriend and guess what!?! - we made ourselves R18000 richer! (or we THINK we have) - Golly golly goo, we can do this, and do you know why? - 'cos we can! Read our Talmud, it's all there! Merry Christmas!"You contact an old jew mate and ask him if you can pop in and come visit for a few days. The jew will say yes. The jew will throw a barbeque and you may invite your girlfriend (with the jew's tacit approval) to come enjoin in said function. But jews like to operate in double-speak. So, supposing all's going well at said barbeque, the party's relaxed and convivial and you are, heaven forebid, enjoying yourself.
Suddenly it dawns upon you that you've become the target of a conspiracy. You look around and your girlfriend is gone. Two hours later, you get a phone call from your distraught girlfriend that your old jew mate and his jew-girlfriend packed your girlfriend into her car, quietly but swiftly sifted through her handbag and stole R18000 cash out of it - then gave her a three-minute ultimatum to leave their premises... or else!
Well this happened to me and my girlfriend last Saturday afternoon. Strange but true. Very true. And very jew. A kaffir wouldn't even do this, not even in Jewburg.
Merry Christmas!
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Ha! My kiddo’s nursery wall will look something like this…
Barry Reigate, Real Special Very Painting:
2009 - Acrylic, oils, oil pastel, pencil, crayon, collage, wrapping paper, spray paint, varnish, gloss paint, wax, charcoal, gloss paint, marker pen on canvas - 235 x 306 cmNEWSPEAK: BRITISH ART NOW
At The State Hermitage Museum, St Petersburg, Russia
25th Oct 2009 - 17th Jan 2010
Opens at The Saatchi Gallery in June 2010
Plus lots more artstuff happening on the Saatchi Gallery website over here.
The mess that is the modern unitary state
Why are our (former) white homelands and countries in such a mess today? Because all governments and states have become leviathan monsters, coupled to the super-capitalist beast. Useless, corrupt and power-hungry politicians leech off our taxes, claiming ownership and absolute control of state assets instead of acting in service to them - and us. It is time to secede from your government's throttle and that starts in your head. Natural Law still rules supreme. We’ve either swallowed the superstitious notion that governments rule supreme or been brainwashed into submission to this rampant tyranny called the modern unitary state.
Stalking the Wild Taboo - SECESSION AND THE MODERN STATE; Donald W. Livingston, PhD.
Sunday, December 6, 2009
White bunny chronicles continued (to be continued AND continued – “Sigh…”)
Lil’ fifteen year old white bunny school kid she get one baby mongrel bun in de oven from LONDONTOWN NIGNOGBOY. LONDONTOWN NIGNOGBOY he get all upset, “Dat lil’ white bitch she gonna fook oop me rap career! - me go MURRDERR white bunny!”
But dat LONDONTOWN NIGNOGBOY, somehow, he fails. What a pity. But he gonna sit.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
At Interpol they’re all rotten from the top
Earlier this year, Interpol secretary general Ronald Noble criticised Selebi's slow prosecution, saying he did not understand why it was taking so long. When their crooked pals like Jackie Selebi start to go down they play The Three Monkeys.
See no evil.
"I've never seen happening what is happening in South Africa," said Noble.
Hear no evil.
Silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence…
Speak no evil.
"I sure hope that South Africa is still a country where people are innocent until proven guilty," he added.
In South Africa the guilty are innocent, especially if you’re black; and the innocent are guilty, especially if you’re white.
Selebi served as Interpol president from 2004 until January 12, 2008, but resigned after being suspended over the graft allegations. Source:
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
A funny thing happened on the way to the forum
A Jew, a Catholic and an owl are loitering round the village fountain one hot summer's weekday (when they should have been working) and the Jew and Catholic are engaged in intense religious debate with the owl quietly listening.
Jew: "Well goy, it was our Paul that gave you your Jesus - you Catholics have much to be thankful to Jewry for, for it was us Jews who delivered unto you your Son of God."
Catholic: "Oh really? Now hold it there kike. But you killed our Son of God. Today the Vatican has just reaffirmed that Catholics in interfaith dialogues have a moral right if not a duty to convert Jews, and reaffirmed the doctrine that Christ's covenant with his church cancelled out and supersedes the Old Testament covenant with the Jews."
The Catholic's face creases into a smug grin as the Jew's jaw drops in horror.
After a few seconds of uncomfortable silence the owl chirps in his two shekels' worth: "Now-now hold it there gentlemen. Genes are themselves determined by natural selection. Natural selection biases for fitness gain. A bias that regulates for adaptive life choices and maximises intra-ethnic trust into the bargain is itself a substantial fitness gain. Hence that bias has been genetically coded, and its phenotypic expression emotionalised as faith-feeling. It is an evolved faculty of the human brain, produced as higher emotional complex in the pre-frontal cortex. It is not a pre-requisite for the witness of being, ie: higher “religious” or “spiritual” function. I will repeat that because it is important: Faith is NOT a factor contributing to the capacity of men to witness being through presence, perception and consciousness.
"Faith is also as sticky and stubborn as hell, and nobody who has an expressed faith gene, so to speak, will accept this certain testament. But that is exactly why faith is a human faculty ... to pressage adaptive behaviour no matter what. I can’t complain. And, anyway, I don’t want to destroy anybody’s faith-feeling."
Both men are flabbergasted at the owl's profound philosophical revelation and stare at each other in bewilderment as the owl continues: "But... at risk of breaking my own injunction to refrain from direct challenge to religious belief, I will make a short addition to my last comment.
"Among all advocates of theism, and especially among monotheists, the final argument in reason for God, before all falls to faith alone, is that a mechanical process such as evolution cannot produce a moral universe. This is a fundamental, perhaps wilful misreading not only of “good” in evolutionary terms, which is very plainly delineated and is not different to the good in common moral systems, but of the human condition itself, and human potential also.
"The real final argument in reason for God, which I have made many times, should be this:
"Why does Man possess the potential to witness being if this is not contingent on and to the evolutionary process?
"I have not found a satisfactory answer to this riddle. Not yet."
(thanks to MajorityRights.com for the inspiration for this one)
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