Home security upgrade

Following the recent theft of my bicycle and a pumpkin plant by the usual suspects as in those of a duskier hue, I bought a new dog from a fellow Apostate to guard my cottage. It was a little more than I thought I should pay, but I think when word gets out we will be a relatively crime free neighbourhood. The nice part is he is a year old and already fully trained. For your own safety please call the house from the driveway and kindly wait inside your car.